Tuesday, July 21, 2009

A Handwritten Photocopied Note..

This was being passed around where my wife was working last week.

Mr Cadbury Met
Miss Rowntree in a
Room on Quality Street.
It was after eight,
He turned out the
Light for a bit of
Black Magic.
Then he slipped his hand
Into her snickers and
Showed her his Curly Wurly
Not keen to have any
Jelly Babies she let
Him have her up the
Chocolate Truffle. She
Screamed with Turkish
Delight as he took
Out his fun sized
Mars Bar. He felt a bit
Crunchie and she wanted
Some Time Out but he
Did a twirl and came
In a very Milky Way!

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