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Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Last Minute Advice To Gordon Brown Before The Speech

1.  Empty bladder before you go on stage.

2. Blow nose, ensure you have tissues.... just in case.

3. add a line about you immediate resignation.

4....  erm, That's all I have got.

1 comment:

Tarquin said...

Ensure wife is on hand to save you?